Saturday, July 23, 2005
I am definitely in the wrong business
Alright, what the heck am I doing slaving away in a lab under fluorescent lights all day long. No really. I guess I should have been an "artist" Apparently, a Belgian "artist" has taken to tattooing pigs in China and calling it art. You can buy the tattooed pigskin after the pig passes away from natural causes.
Wait a minute, I think I've got it, I'll start my own "art", I'll tattoo iguanas! Yeah, thats the ticket. Goodbye lab, hello a life full of bites and tailwhips as I wrestle with tattoed iguanas.
Thanks to Arc Said What for the lead.
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